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Mark Rutherford and Alan Cork refuse to comment on allegations of a 3 in a bed romp with Billy Piper.
Roy Race nets his 54th goal in 28 appearances for Melchester Rovers.
Cyrille Regis denies revelations that he was involved in the fracas on Cook St. in Cork city last Saturday night. “I was at Mel Sterlands birthday party.”
Dave Bennett reveals all in tomorrows Sun. “Sure I took my pistol in my gear bag, but didn't they all?”
“From the football pitch to the dance floor.” The story of two former pros, Dean Austin and Ian Selley, who followed up a new career in Salsa dancing.
The Spice Girls End months of speculation by finally deciding on a replacement for Geri…. Tony Daley.
Pat Nevin caps a memorable season with Utah Jazz by scoring a magnificent three-pointer winner in their final playoff decider against the Seattle Supersonics.
Steve Hodge reiterates his championship credentials with another pole position for Sundays Grand Prix at Imola.
Lifelong pals Derek Mountfield and co-driver Les Sealey take a 22 second lead into the final stage of Le Mans tomorrow. In 2nd place lie Peter Fear and Mike Duxbury.
After 4 years and 2 months at sea living off fish and seaweed, tired looking Ian Woan amazingly completes his round the world journey on a mere pedal boat.
Clive Allen is to re-release his old classic “Midnight at the Oasis”.
Clive Wilson is the surprise replacement for injured Natasha Herman in the Jamaica Ladies Beach volleyball Olympic team.
Steve Potts comes in a disappointing last in the Dressage event in Sydney. “I'm just proud to represent my country”.
“The worst I've ever seen”. The words of state pathologist Eddie Youds referring to the body found today, suspected victim of serial killer Chris Hughton.
“…. raising a massive £8m for the people of Knocknagree. But the bulk of the credit must surely go to organizer Enya and Mark Robins. Musical Superstars.
“Yes!”. The answer the world was waiting to hear. Derek Moody shocks the planet announcing that his wife Nicky Papavasiliou is indeed pregnant.
“He's a f***ing bender!”. Marco Booger emphatically denies any form of relationship with erratic football superstar Willie Boland.
Entertainment. Adrian Littlejohn to star in the blockbuster “Titanic 2”. While Madonna will make her screen debut alongside newcomer Sean Parrish in “Scream 6”
“The champ KO'd”. Lance Key under the supreme coaching of Jeroen Boere amazingly defeats Prince Naseem after 2 minutes.
Controversy surrounding USA's Knocknagree Annual long spit competition victory as it emerges that Roy Wegerle's partner Shaun Teale in is fact not American.
Earn £100 to £6000 a week stuffing envelopes from the comfort of your own home. Contact Simon Ireland or Lloyd McGrath at the house near the river.
“Replacement found for Don Conroy”. RTE end speculation by naming new age artist Mel Sage as the new main man on kiddies favourite Den 2.
Marco Nappi and Igor Dobrovolski to open the country's only 50m swimming pool in Kilbrin. Town Mayor said, “When told that Davide Fontolan was away, we got the next best”.
“And then there was 2”. Igor Shalimov and MC Eddie (alias Eddie Youds) are the two remaining contestants in Mary Fitzgerald's “how to make and do” contest.
After 40 years in Prison, the Brightwell two were finally released today still claiming innocence. The brother had “no comment”.
Who won World Player of the year in 1994? A: Roberto Baggio B: Marco Van Basten C: Hristo Stoichvkov D: David Preece E: Romario or F: Pascal Vaudochan
L'Oreal name the two superstars to spearhead their latest “cos I'm worth it” campaign. Peter Fear and Eddie Gormley.
How many of these were not England Internationals? A: Mike Whitlow B: Simon Milton C: Mick Harford D: Adam Tanner E: Bobby Charlton F: Phil Gee
And the winner of the 2001 Grand national in “Time for a Run”, ridden by Darko Pancev, trained Guy Butters. Owner Neil Pointon said “all thanks to Darko”.
World XI. Chamberlain, Barrett, Youds, Strandli, Maddix, Goss, Flatts, Glover, Minto, Carr, Skuhravy. First sub: Andy Selenzi.
… Bush was confirmed as president. Apparently his rival Pat Van Den Hauwe rang to congratulate him only to discover it wasn't over. For NBC I'm Carl Leaburn.
Where do Manchester City play their home games?”. “No, I have no idea, I will just take the money Chris!!”. “Final Answer?”. “Yes”… Paul Walsh from Manchester, £500!!